rakshas:

tha fuck you sed to me boi…

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sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies:

sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies:

so my dog was reunited with his parents today

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and his dad has provided me with the best reaction picture eVER

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you think this is a game, son?

this post is 16 notes away from 70k what the fuck

growley:

flower crowns are so last week.

everyone knows this is what’s in

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FLOWER BEARDS

pulpdrinker:

sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’

cuddlecafe:

me: twirls hair

me: pops bubble gum

me: tell me about it……………………. stud

u: *.*

exemplarybehaviour:

yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck we are in spain 

hamburgay:

there’s a me in lame for a reason

megacharizardxxx:

"why am i so cold?" i ask myself as i continue to drink cold beverages

jetbag:

uses “because i said so” as an excuse for you to date me

dutchster:

it’s amazing how someone i’ve never seen before can make my day with a simple gesture

bingvevo:

they should teach how to take a good selfie in school

studip:

real talk the first place id hit up during the purge is the pet store u gonna see me on the street with 50 puppies on leashes

equalistmako:

equalistmako:

my grandma just walked up behind me and went “oh haha is that your korra cartoon”

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yes, grandma

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dutchster:

i sleep naked so mosquitoes can enjoy an all you can eat buffet

yo-mammadelrey:

When YouTube asks you to sign in your confirm your age
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