shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

troyesivan:

is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out

dirtyhipsterharry:

when u like the boy but ur friend is prettier so he likes her

bussykiller:

seeing your crush like 
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jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

burgerkid:

my favourite subject in school is none

life-writer:

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my precious fluffiest cloud birb……….

gnarly:

when you and your friends see a fine booty

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Remember that one time in an episode of The Suite Life of Zack and Cody when Bob said…

lizthefangirl:

nadinelovesdinosaurs:

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and you may or may not have realized that those were…

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they don’t make em like this anymore

lameborghini:

life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house

lill-ac:

maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad

surprisebitch:

when bae wanna do anal but you suddenly remember you had chipotle

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saitin:

me when i cum 

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drakefanclub:

Tumblr please notify me when most of my mutuals are online so I can post my selfie