egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

cyberfricking:

i can’t stand when people are clingy but at the same time i need to be smothered in attention at all times

collapsed:

alecstasy:

when you’re lying in bed trying to fall asleep but suddenly remember you have homework that’s due tomorrow

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omfgggggg

weteevee:

when you get a hot new mutual

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wican:

doritoslocostacosupreme:

ariana grande at mariah carey

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glassbonespaperskin:

when you got super sweet message, then you realized they said the same to everyone…

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meladoodle:

BREAKING NEWS: more shark attacks during shark week because they all think we’re saying ‘shark weak’ and it upsets them

jetbag:

who’s ready to fuck up their sleep schedule

cacteaei:

lntelligent:

sometimes people are like sunshine and sometimes people are like rainclouds but thats ok because both are important to make the flowers grow

i love you

can i have a relationship where some nights it’s rough sex and then other nights we stay up and just talk and others we just cuddle and mess around with each other or play games together pls and ty

legalmexican:

talks:

why do people with like 50k followers or more think they are top shit like im pretty sure 99.5% of your followers dont give two shits about you

the @ feature is free hunty

shouldnt:

HOW

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CAN

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PEOPLE

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HATE

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PUPPIES?

urbancatfitters:

the internet really brings out the stupid in people

shslcutie:

*sees good art*
*gets excited*
*thinks I can art*
*tries to art*
*cant art*
*sobs*

lnalloweentown:

being the fat friend like

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